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Chosun · **Joined:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:09 pm **Posts:** 116

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If someone tries to kill you you try to kill them right back.

You know the chain of command? it's the chain I go get and beat you with til you understand who's in rutting command.

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I can kill you with my brain.

Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow.

What y'all order a dead guy for?

Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

So this is what going mad feels like.

Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

I aim to misbehave.

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

Two by two, hands of blue.

Shiny, Cap'n!

Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Laurel · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 4:46 pm

Chosun wrote:

Laurel wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

If someone tries to kill you you try to kill them right back.

You know the chain of command? it's the chain I go get and beat you with til you understand who's in rutting command.

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I can kill you with my brain.

Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow.

What y'all order a dead guy for?

Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

So this is what going mad feels like.

Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

I aim to misbehave.

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

Two by two, hands of blue.

Shiny, Cap'n!

Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.

Chosun · **Joined:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:09 pm **Posts:** 116

Already been used.

zeppelinmage · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 6:44 pm

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

Laurel wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

If someone tries to kill you you try to kill them right back.

You know the chain of command? it's the chain I go get and beat you with til you understand who's in rutting command.

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I can kill you with my brain.

Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow.

What y'all order a dead guy for?

Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

So this is what going mad feels like.

Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

I aim to misbehave.

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

Two by two, hands of blue.

Shiny, Cap'n!

Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.

- Do you want to run the ship?
- Yes!
- Well... you can't!

Shiny can copy me if she likes.

Laurel · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:56 pm

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

Laurel wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

If someone tries to kill you you try to kill them right back.

You know the chain of command? it's the chain I go get and beat you with til you understand who's in rutting command.

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I can kill you with my brain.

Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow.

What y'all order a dead guy for?

Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

So this is what going mad feels like.

Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

I aim to misbehave.

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

Two by two, hands of blue.

Shiny, Cap'n!

Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.

- Do you want to run the ship?
- Yes!
- Well... you can't!

Shiny can copy me if she likes.

Just get us on the ground!
That part will happen pretty definitely!

Oops, I did reckon to check.

zeppelinmage · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:07 pm

Laurel wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

Laurel wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

If someone tries to kill you you try to kill them right back.

You know the chain of command? it's the chain I go get and beat you with til you understand who's in rutting command.

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I can kill you with my brain.

Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow.

What y'all order a dead guy for?

Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

So this is what going mad feels like.

Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

I aim to misbehave.

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

Two by two, hands of blue.

Shiny, Cap'n!

Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.

- Do you want to run the ship?
- Yes!
- Well... you can't!

Shiny can copy me if she likes.

Just get us on the ground!
That part will happen pretty definitely!

Oops, I did reckon to check.

- What do you mean by 'interesting'?
- Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?

Chosun · **Joined:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:09 pm **Posts:** 116

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

Laurel wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

If someone tries to kill you you try to kill them right back.

You know the chain of command? it's the chain I go get and beat you with til you understand who's in rutting command.

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I can kill you with my brain.

Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow.

What y'all order a dead guy for?

Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

So this is what going mad feels like.

Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

I aim to misbehave.

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

Two by two, hands of blue.

Shiny, Cap'n!

Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.

- Do you want to run the ship?
- Yes!
- Well... you can't!

Shiny can copy me if she likes.

Just get us on the ground!
That part will happen pretty definitely!

Oops, I did reckon to check.

- What do you mean by 'interesting'?
- Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?

If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

zeppelinmage · **Posted:** Fri Jun 27, 2014 4:03 pm

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

Laurel wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Laurel wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

zeppelinmage wrote:

Chosun wrote:

If someone tries to kill you you try to kill them right back.

You know the chain of command? it's the chain I go get and beat you with til you understand who's in rutting command.

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

I can kill you with my brain.

Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow.

What y'all order a dead guy for?

Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

So this is what going mad feels like.

Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!

I aim to misbehave.

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

Two by two, hands of blue.

Shiny, Cap'n!

Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.

- Do you want to run the ship?
- Yes!
- Well... you can't!

Shiny can copy me if she likes.

Just get us on the ground!
That part will happen pretty definitely!

Oops, I did reckon to check.

- What do you mean by 'interesting'?
- Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?

If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

The next time you stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.

GamerPax · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:58 pm

*whisper from the shadows*
...I'm a leaf on the wind...

Gerben · **Joined:** Thu May 08, 2014 5:41 am **Posts:** 136

*whispers back*
Oh... I'm just dust in the wind...

CosmicCowboy · **Joined:** Wed May 07, 2014 7:17 pm **Posts:** 238

Drag Arse day

zeppelinmage · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:39 pm

CosmicCowboy · **Joined:** Wed May 07, 2014 7:17 pm **Posts:** 238

Yes, that's the kind of day it was.

Kanny · **Joined:** Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:46 am **Posts:** 92

CosmicCowboy · **Joined:** Wed May 07, 2014 7:17 pm **Posts:** 238

Kanny wrote:

:kneel:

So that we can be on your level?

Because it makes Elv feel tall?

Kanny · **Joined:** Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:46 am **Posts:** 92

CosmicCowboy wrote:

Because it makes Elv feel tall?

I think this is the correct answer :-P

Gerben · **Joined:** Thu May 08, 2014 5:41 am **Posts:** 136

I have a hard time telling whether this is satire or not... :hmm:

It really sounds like it is, but I fear that it is not :-?

.

Gerben · **Joined:** Thu May 08, 2014 5:41 am **Posts:** 136

(The exercise thing sounds like it could be fun, though, if approached with the right mind set ;-)

)

Chosun · **Joined:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:09 pm **Posts:** 116

Elv tried exercising once and got hit by a car.

Chosun · **Joined:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:09 pm **Posts:** 116

Kanny wrote:

CosmicCowboy wrote:

Because it makes Elv feel tall?

I think this is the correct answer :-P

I'm fairly certain that even on their knees most people are still taller than Elv. *flees*

Kanny · **Joined:** Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:46 am **Posts:** 92

zeppelinmage · **Posted:** Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:33 am

Omen · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2014 6:10 am **Posts:** 43

Oh, that is fargin' evil.

Here is one to make your OCD itch.

Oops, GIF is too wide.

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2014/08/a-fitting-end-to-the-worst-gif-of-all-time/

zeppelinmage · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:24 am

You can use [img_500] tags.

Omen · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2014 6:10 am **Posts:** 43

zeppelinmage wrote:

You can use [img_500] tags.

Thank you Mr. Mage, you are a gentleman and scholar,were it ever in doubt.

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